December 2011
I FEEL NORMAL. FINALLY. JESUS.
grandmother: what does parsley look like?
me: looks like basil?
What would Rafiki do
thjeffersonisasexyelephantseal:
explodingstardust:
thjeffersonisasexyelephantseal:
explodingstardust:
thjeffersonisasexyelephantseal:
Fuckin Rafiki…
goddamn hyenas
SIMBAAAA
What would Rafiki do
thjeffersonisasexyelephantseal:
Fuckin Rafiki…
goddamn hyenas
ohmygod that was so awkward it was adorable and awh let me have you for new years
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this was an extremely insane & emotionally...
i should really be asleep right now.
whattheysaidwasreal asked: Get off tumblr and do your essay
these moments when i send someone a message and they reply and then i send another one and i wait for hours and they’re online but not replying and i don’t know if they are ignoring me or if tumblr ate the message so i just sit there and bawl into my keyboard and wonder if they’re going through the same thing but i don’t send them anything because i don’t want them to think i stalk them
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
“If you were to press your heart close up against somebody else’s heart...”
– Andrea Gibson (via spine)
Lexi and I are those creeps
thjeffersonisasexyelephantseal:
who talk on facebook and tumblr but are in the same room on different computers…
and talk about what we post on tumblr and facebook anyway
What Sasuke says: stop following me around leave me the fuck alone oh my god you are so fucking annoying I hate you you blonde whiskered fuck
What Naruto hears: i love you there is still hope for us you can save me come to me i'm not an asshat i'm your friend lets bake a cake made of rainbows and sunshine
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mental blocks
i’m sorry, but this is for all the cheerleaders who think mental blocks are stupid or just someones excuse or think they don’t exist: you can suck my dick. if you’ve never had one, you honestly don’t know how fucking frustrating it is for that person and how hard they are to overcome. you have no right to say anything bad about them. you have no idea why that mental block...
Partying on New Year's Eve?
joshsanchez:
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357.
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Watchvahh-nessa:
this-night-was-sparkling:
RULE OF TUMBLR. WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU REBLOG IT.
wouldn’t be Christmas on tumblr without this
FOUR FOR GLEN COCO, YOU GO GLEN COCO
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
